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[wyrdreddragon]

Santa wouldn't let me write a letter to him.
So I tried

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In January, I recruited spodula as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon maddam (65 points). In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In March, I sacrificed black_kitty_82 to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (775 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
widereddragon

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But then Santa must have gotten jealous (or upset) as I was then allowed to write one!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole black_kitty_82's purse (30 points). Last Monday I set trashcan17's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, widereddragon

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More later, possibly. I'm going to listen to the new Fields of the Nephilim album that I bought today.